Strange combo...

For some reason listening to this while looking through this is made of awesome.

LOST CAT

Graphic arts skills meet generally being a jerk, to the great amusement of those around you.  Well, except for poor Shannon and her cat (which is probably dead by now).

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

The Secret to Success

If you've ever wondered how to approach members of your preferred sex, look no further than your own kitchen.  I tell you, nothing makes women want to go home with a guy more than hearing a detailed inventory of a guy's pantry.  REMEMBER THIS: PANTRY = PANTY, MINUS THE 'R' (or something equally degrading to everyone involved).

Chip-o-ma-phone.... Chip-o-ma-phoooooonnnnneeee

I'd like to imagine that the 60's would've been far, far cooler had church organs sounded more like this.  Of course, it would've meant that Super Mario Brothers would've had an unlistenably boring soundtrack, so I guess there's tradeoffs in mucking about with history.

http://www.linusakesson.net/chipophone/index.php

Technology is For Sux

iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo. FIGHT!

Though, I think we can all agree there are no winners here. Only losers.

This is What the Future Looks Like

It's good to know that NASA is spending its money on programs that will educate us about JOHN MADDEN!  JOHN MADDEN!  JOHN MADDEN!

It was acceptable in the 80s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCe6NOBUut0

I Yam What I Yam

I think my favorite thing about this picture is how the bus is clearly mislabeled.  I'm not entirely certain how they managed to confuse a human with a greyhound.

Unless they meant that the bus itself is supposed to be a man.  Hmm... though, if that were more a suggestion of what to put in that location, I think maybe it's spot on.

http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/06/03/picture-of-the-day-fapping-his-way-to-a-truck-pulling-championship/

Sorry, Fahrvergnügen is Not An Option

Iceland - come for the Miss World 2008 entrants, stay for the insanely difficult (to pronounce for foreigners) trivia questions.

Just Try To Stage These

Some of these might be easy to set up, given the right circumstances.  Most, however, are instead made of SHEER WIN.  Just look at the contents, and tell me these aren't filled with your daily recommended allotment of awesomesauce!

http://obviousmag.org/en/archives/2008/06/the_right_moment_to_photograph.html

Your Panda Style is No Match!

Kung-fu Panda can suck it... BAMBOO, THAT IS!  Deep in the forest jungle deserts, this bear hands out justice in spades - with his mighty stick of DOOM!

A Towering Juxtaposition of Intercourse and Defecation

The most wonderful thing about the English language is how versatile the swear words are.  Also, someone definitely needs to make an animated gif forums avatar out of the section around 2:52.  For realz.

Advisory: explicit language

Mickey-D's Has Done It Again!

With this following the "I'd hit it!" cheeseburger fiasco, you'd think that McD's would hire a 13-year old boy to help screen these ad campaigns.  I mean, seriously - if you show the ad to a 13-year old boy and he starts giggling uncontrollably, chances are you should rethink the wording.

Buffy A'int Got Jack on This

Ok, so maybe an army of apathetic British vampires won't come pouring out to do acrobatic battle with a bunch of teenage girls who just went through "the change", but you have to admit this is pretty freakin' sweet.

Less so for the owner of the clothing factory that just disappeared.  Of course, if he'd only payed the underworld demons their protection money, maybe this wouldn't have happened.

http://gizmodo.com/5551916/the-gates-of-hell-just-opened-in-guatemala

Teh Lulz

Sometimes, funny pictures don't need a long introduction.  Enjoy!

http://www.babybacon.com/index.php/random-pictures/fridays-funny-pics/

No Phun With Photoshop Phor You!

It's refreshing to see something that looks Photoshopped, but is claimed not to be.  Then, you can have endless debates online about whether or not they were actually Photoshopped, or if they just look Photoshopped.

http://www.chilloutpoint.com/art_and_design/think-these-are-photoshopped-but-no.html

The Most Disturbing Game of Guess Who EVAR!

7 of these things belong together. One of these things just isn't the same!

And before you guess, no, it's not Boe Saysouthinh.

http://videogoneviral.com/2010/05/spot-the-it-consultant-pic/

Angler Fish Got the Angle

Well, the females of the species, anyway. Which pretty much puts them on par with humans.

Nah, come to think of it, there's plusses and minuses to everything. But for the male angler fish, it's mostly just negatives.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/angler

Now THIS is Customer Service!

I'm sure someone up at the top thought this would be a good idea, but they were wrong.

It was an awesome idea!

I mean, where else will you be able to get advice on where to buy several gallons of nacho cheese?

http://m.gizmodo.com/5542437/

All Fences Should Be This Creepy

Having seen this, I now wonder where else I could set this up.  I mean, fences are one thing, but skyscrapers?  That would be pretty epic.  If any of you do this sort of thing on a larger scale, remind me to approach your city head-on.

http://i.imgur.com/JBvFa.jpg

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?!

GWAH!  Oh, man... I just was startled a bit there by that OH GOD!  GACK!  *huff*  *huff*  I just need a moment to look away and forget about AAAAA!  THERE IT IS AGAIN!

(Courtesy of http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/600487134/under-water-bull-dog )

Fighting Fire With Peanut Butter

This.  This is why parody absolutely needs to be protected as free speech.  How else are we going to see people in meatspace with various signs made up to help educate the public about internet memes?  Huh?  HUH?!  Answer me that, Einstein!

http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/fighting-hate-with-memes-pop-culture-party-against-westboro-baptist-church-29913767/

What, No Barcaloungers?

Who says that the sorts of people who attend amateur professional wrestling events will inevitably end up crushing a man to death under hundreds of piles of metal?

Well, not me, because the guy survived.  Still... quite the show of common concern for your fellow man, there, guys.



(Courtesy of http://knucklesunited.com/2010/05/finish-him-updownbackbacka-fatality/ )

Jackson-O's: Stays Creepy In Context!

You've probably seen the .gif of a young Michael Jackson casually eating his breakfast cereal while his eyes bug out.  Well, now you know... the rest... of the story.  (No less confusing, though.)

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/05/14/michael-jackson-gif/

Round 0 - FIGHT!

Maybe the ringing in his ears sounded like the bell early?  Or maybe he's just a complete jerk.  Hard to say.

Magic Goose!

Forget the goose that laid the golden egg, I want a magic hovering goose!  I mean, seriously - this thing is multifunction.  Ottoman, moveable feast... the possibilities are endless!

Can I Have Some Water?

The best thing about having roommates is all the torturing you can do to them.  The worst thing about roommates is what jerks they are - jeez!  Why won't they just leave you alone so you can torture them?

Though, I gotta say, this is pretty epic.  Every one of those cups is filled with just enough water to sustain a Betta.  "Hey, you always said I should help clean the floor more often!  What do you want from me?!"

Send Money and Eye Gougers

The upside-down face kid on Family Guy's got nothing on this dude.  Though, now I wonder about what other bodily replacements the Photoshopping world out there can come up with.

Actually, on second thought, it's probably best if I didn't know.

Giant Shark vs. Mega Octopus

No, not the critically acclaimed motion picture extravaganza... this is just some regular shark / octopus intercourse.  Not the sexy kind, more of the "proceeding to forward the motion to commence discussions on the OH MY GOD HE'S EATING IT!"

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/05/14/las.fotos.del.dia.05.14.cnn?hpt=T2

The 'K' in Kanye Stands For 'Kitten'

The Autotune The News folks have it right - everything sounds better autotuned!  Musical hacks, hacked musicals, members of parliament (the not funky kind), and even cats!

A word to the wise, though - don't look for autotuned dogs on YouTube.  The sound will haunt your nightmares for years to come.

The Best/Worst Part Was the 700+ Likes

Actually, the most wonderful part of text is how unambiguous it is.  Also, that's not edited - when you blinked, I snuck into your house and drew marker on your monitor.

( Courtesy of http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/ )

Dog is Driving? How Can That Be?!

Social Darwinism meets Actual Darwinism.  A perfect combination!  Be sure to 'like' this, and if this image gets more fans than a pickle, then that dog can finally get its license.  Forward this if you know anyone or know anyone that knows anyone that was killed on the death star, but not by the whole exploding thing.  Just menial, normal, maintenance accidents types of things.

Buzzed DJ'ing IS drunk DJing

I'm not certain which is my favorite part of this video.  Is it his horrible singing?  His impending sexual harassment lawsuit?  No, I'm pretty sure it's his Chris Elliot charms and fantastic clothing styles.

There's one thing I am certain of, though, and that's that I'll be hiring Stardust Entertainment for my next wedding event (that I'd like ruined).

Antrhopomorphism is Delicious!

If you'll excuse me, I think it's a good time to go file that paperwork to officially make PETV (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) a 501(c) non-profit.  Maybe with enough publicity, I can get certain celebrities to NOT take their clothes off.  You know... for charity!

http://www.designzzz.com/creative-and-humorous-food-photography/

Next Monday, I Am TOTALLY Filing For An Easement Against That Landslide!

So, this is pretty much awesome.  The next logical step is to set these up on a regular, recurring basis so I can finally hone my mad land-surfing skillz.

Roomba + Cat = PUPPY DEATH MACHINE

I've always wondered whether a buttered Roomba tied to a cat would land on its paws or vacuum the floor.  Now I know that the real result is made of PURE WIN.

OMG Owls!

If I were an owl, I'd totally camouflage myself to be patterned in on 13th-century Arabic mosaics.  Sure, it would limit where I'd be safe from predators, but some of those places would be some pretty swank resorts.

http://www.askmen.com/daily/photo_blog/the-perfect-disguise.html

Who Needs Sleep?! (Never gonna get it!)

It's the curse of our day.  Which is pretty fortuitous - back in our parents' day, the curse involved a witch, three apples, and horrible boils on your insides.  So, stop your complaining and move off of Friendster already.

http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/?p=1762

OMG ITZ SO HUGE!

And yet, every one of them consumes a constant amount of time for completion, making the progressive distribution of fun density assume a negative delta curve.  HA!  BURN!

  

Update: a larger version of same -

 

Part One of About a Million

Trying to explain why this is funny to people who don't play L4D is one of nature's greatest mysteries.

Sweet Mama Jamma

 Well?  Did the mothers get wet live on TV or not?  Though, if anyone could make all the moms moist, it's probably John Guaraldi.

Time Travel, Shmime Shmavel

Clearly, problem number one was not putting the time machine into an English police call box.  Problem number two probably involves a failure to put a fishbowl onto his head before activating.

Math is Hard, Cats Are Not

I'm pretty sure this is some sort of magical calculator.  The last time I tried to add a cat and a razor, all I got was a pile o' bleeding and a missing eyebrow.

http://videogoneviral.com/2010/05/proof-of-a-b-c-pic/

Kentucky Derby Can't Compare

Who says the jockey is completely worthless?  Well, I mean aside from everyone all the time except for that one time you actually hit someone and drug them off the map to their death or on the other side of the map while the rest of the group had split up to cover more ground?

At any rate, it's jockeys finally put to good use!

FINGERS OF DOOM

Let's all hope and pray that this guy isn't a proctologist the rest of the day.  I wonder if he's never able to pick his nose, in the way that a bear could never hug a kitten without crushing it to death accidentally...

http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/05/05/only-two-people-in-the-world-can-do-this-gif/

OMG WTF LOLCAT BBQ

The one question you should have in your mind is "where is her other hand?" and "why does she have that look on her face?"  Ok, so that's two questions.  Shut up.

Olde Tyme Sinclaire

Remember how awesome the 80's were?  Remember what an absolute dork everyone was?  Need a reminder of the time when computers were only for especially ugly nerds?

Here's 15 of 'em, right at ya!

http://www.itworld.com/print/105778

For Once, It's Not Pedobear... But Should Be

Is this a game for children?  A game you play with kids?  The sort of thing you use to lure kids into your white van down by the river?  I don't know or care, but I will say that the following line from the description pretty much sold me on buying this game:

 Naughty Bear lets you scare the stuffing out of your victims before you impale them on your machete.

http://www.gamestop.com/Catalog/ProductDetails.aspx?product_id=76899

Photoshop Phun

You know how CS5 is supposed to change the world?  WELL WHERE'S YOUR CHANGE NOW, CS5?!  If Photoshop CS5 is really an American citizen, WHERE IS THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE FILTER?!

Also: content-aware, indeed.  Let us all hope she keeps her shirt on from here on out.

100% Amateur Film - HOT!

The most wonderful thing about headlines is making them misleading.  Take this one, for example: "MAN WALKS ON MOON".  I mean, come on!  Just reading that makes you think "soundstage in the Arizona desert" when really it's about some boring crap like a guy in outer space.  Big whoop!

What was I saying?  Oh yes, this is the first part of an indie film with a misleading title but that's worth checking out despite that.

Enjoy!

DANCE FOR ME, PUPPETS! DANCE!

People the whole world over are doing this dance now.  Also, in unrelated news, the world is stupid.

Reality is obviously photoshopped

This is the fun thing about cameras.  Did you know that ANYONE can carry these around and just take pictures of whatever?  AND THEN SEND THEM TO THE INTERNETS?!  Ok, so maybe this is a little more exciting.

Just don't spend too much time on the guy at the bullfight - that sucker's going to take a while to heal.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/life-style/2010/05/32-pictures-caught-at-the-exact-right-moment.html

MOTORCYCLE + MERRY-GO-ROUND = WIN!

Admit it.  Just go ahead and admit it.  Now that you've seen this is possible, you want to do it.

You even want to start mixing up other playground equipment and motor vehicles.  Teeter-totter + hydraulic-lift El Camino?  Slide + '87 Honda?  Monkey bars + 18-wheeler?  The sky's the limit!

Stuper Street(?) Fighter

Take three parts kids with a video camera, one part pointless nostalgia, some video editing software and... well, now I'm completely off track with this cooking analogy.

I mean, unless you plug Blanka into an EZ-bake oven, that's completely unrelated.  Off the track, or maybe off the plank!  Har har.

OMG TEH TERRERISTZ!

So, you remember that little phrase... absolute power something something?  Yeah, me neither apparently.  Or the guys running our super-1337 zekret prizns l0l.

Just remember - if you outlaw watches, only terrorists will know what time it is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_detainees_accused_of_possessing_Casio_F91W_watches

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