Friday, August 13, 2010

The Secret to Success

If you've ever wondered how to approach members of your preferred sex, look no further than your own kitchen.  I tell you, nothing makes women want to go home with a guy more than hearing a detailed inventory of a guy's pantry.  REMEMBER THIS: PANTRY = PANTY, MINUS THE 'R' (or something equally degrading to everyone involved).

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