FINGERS OF DOOM

Let's all hope and pray that this guy isn't a proctologist the rest of the day.  I wonder if he's never able to pick his nose, in the way that a bear could never hug a kitten without crushing it to death accidentally...

http://www.totalprosports.com/2010/05/05/only-two-people-in-the-world-can-do-this-gif/