Now THIS is Customer Service!

I'm sure someone up at the top thought this would be a good idea, but they were wrong.

It was an awesome idea!

I mean, where else will you be able to get advice on where to buy several gallons of nacho cheese?

http://m.gizmodo.com/5542437/

All Fences Should Be This Creepy

Having seen this, I now wonder where else I could set this up.  I mean, fences are one thing, but skyscrapers?  That would be pretty epic.  If any of you do this sort of thing on a larger scale, remind me to approach your city head-on.

http://i.imgur.com/JBvFa.jpg

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN?!

GWAH!  Oh, man... I just was startled a bit there by that OH GOD!  GACK!  *huff*  *huff*  I just need a moment to look away and forget about AAAAA!  THERE IT IS AGAIN!

(Courtesy of http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/600487134/under-water-bull-dog )

Fighting Fire With Peanut Butter

This.  This is why parody absolutely needs to be protected as free speech.  How else are we going to see people in meatspace with various signs made up to help educate the public about internet memes?  Huh?  HUH?!  Answer me that, Einstein!

http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/fighting-hate-with-memes-pop-culture-party-against-westboro-baptist-church-29913767/

What, No Barcaloungers?

Who says that the sorts of people who attend amateur professional wrestling events will inevitably end up crushing a man to death under hundreds of piles of metal?

Well, not me, because the guy survived.  Still... quite the show of common concern for your fellow man, there, guys.



(Courtesy of http://knucklesunited.com/2010/05/finish-him-updownbackbacka-fatality/ )

Jackson-O's: Stays Creepy In Context!

You've probably seen the .gif of a young Michael Jackson casually eating his breakfast cereal while his eyes bug out.  Well, now you know... the rest... of the story.  (No less confusing, though.)

http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/05/14/michael-jackson-gif/

Round 0 - FIGHT!

Maybe the ringing in his ears sounded like the bell early?  Or maybe he's just a complete jerk.  Hard to say.

Magic Goose!

Forget the goose that laid the golden egg, I want a magic hovering goose!  I mean, seriously - this thing is multifunction.  Ottoman, moveable feast... the possibilities are endless!

Can I Have Some Water?

The best thing about having roommates is all the torturing you can do to them.  The worst thing about roommates is what jerks they are - jeez!  Why won't they just leave you alone so you can torture them?

Though, I gotta say, this is pretty epic.  Every one of those cups is filled with just enough water to sustain a Betta.  "Hey, you always said I should help clean the floor more often!  What do you want from me?!"

Send Money and Eye Gougers

The upside-down face kid on Family Guy's got nothing on this dude.  Though, now I wonder about what other bodily replacements the Photoshopping world out there can come up with.

Actually, on second thought, it's probably best if I didn't know.

Giant Shark vs. Mega Octopus

No, not the critically acclaimed motion picture extravaganza... this is just some regular shark / octopus intercourse.  Not the sexy kind, more of the "proceeding to forward the motion to commence discussions on the OH MY GOD HE'S EATING IT!"

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/05/14/las.fotos.del.dia.05.14.cnn?hpt=T2

The 'K' in Kanye Stands For 'Kitten'

The Autotune The News folks have it right - everything sounds better autotuned!  Musical hacks, hacked musicals, members of parliament (the not funky kind), and even cats!

A word to the wise, though - don't look for autotuned dogs on YouTube.  The sound will haunt your nightmares for years to come.