Strange combo...

For some reason listening to this while looking through this is made of awesome.

LOST CAT

Graphic arts skills meet generally being a jerk, to the great amusement of those around you.  Well, except for poor Shannon and her cat (which is probably dead by now).

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

The Secret to Success

If you've ever wondered how to approach members of your preferred sex, look no further than your own kitchen.  I tell you, nothing makes women want to go home with a guy more than hearing a detailed inventory of a guy's pantry.  REMEMBER THIS: PANTRY = PANTY, MINUS THE 'R' (or something equally degrading to everyone involved).

Chip-o-ma-phone.... Chip-o-ma-phoooooonnnnneeee

I'd like to imagine that the 60's would've been far, far cooler had church organs sounded more like this.  Of course, it would've meant that Super Mario Brothers would've had an unlistenably boring soundtrack, so I guess there's tradeoffs in mucking about with history.

http://www.linusakesson.net/chipophone/index.php

Technology is For Sux

iPhone 4 vs. HTC Evo. FIGHT!

Though, I think we can all agree there are no winners here. Only losers.